I just had to share this crazy conversation Firstborn and I had. I left scratching my head and wishing I had never initiated it.
Me: "What are you wearing to school today?"
Firstborn: "What do you mean?"
Me: hesitating "What are you wearing to school today?"
Firstborn: "I don't know what you mean."
Me: "I don't know of any other way to ask the question. Boy, what are you wearing to school today?"
Firstborn: "Oh, you never asked me before, so I didn't understand."
Me: sighing "Okay, now that you understand. What are you wearing to school today?"
Firstborn: "Pants and a shirt."
Me: in my mind - #@!*
